A reminder:

  1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early is not going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep until noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
  2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ does not make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
  3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.
  4. Hating yourself is not romantic. Neither is it poetic or tragically beautiful.
  5. Eat whatever you want. Your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.