Showing posts from May, 2011
Wanna know a secret?
I don’t give a fuck. Never did, never will. You can spit all the shit you wanna say behind my back, but honey, you’d be surprise how good my hearing is. I know all of your lies, all this bullshit you seem to be spreading the moment my eyes avert another direction. I’m just going to play dumb with you. Pretend those smiles you shine this way are real. Pretend you mean a big part of my life. In all honesty, you’re setting yourself up for your own demise. I don’t need to do anything. I don’t need to confront you, bring up some confrontation to the stage for the world to have a show. I’m not even going to try and defend myself, get at you talking about how “You don’t even know two cents worth of shit from my life”. I ain’t about to get my hands dirty and smother it in your filth. I ain’t even about to stoop to your level and show the world the real you. The real little back stabbing demon lurking behind those fake eyelashes. Behind that make up exterior. You think you …

how to handle rejection

It's almost indescribable isn't it? Things don't necessarily have to be in order in your life, but it's okay. They're just good enough that you can still smile and laugh, and maybe even love. It's knowing all the wrong things in your life but not focusing on them. It's like pushing the drama behind you and pulling that smile out front. It's not a fake front and secretly being miserable inside. No.
It's dealing with all the crap in your life first, so you can enjoy being happy, really happy afterwards. You've got to cry to be able to appreciate a smile. There's no easy path to happiness. But when you reach it, not a million words can describe the feeling.
With every moment we share, every smile, every touch, I become more certain that in you, I’ve found something I’ve looked for a very long time. I don’t know what the future holds, but I do know how much your love excites me and how happy I feel when I’m with you. And, from this day forward, that’s more than enough.
"Homosexuality is a disease. I pray to God that you'll get cured one day, because for heaven's sake, you are one beautiful human being. Too beautiful to suffer this."

I'm no expert in English, but... notice how the word "homosexuality" ends with "ality" just like reality, and actuality. Also, personality. I don't what the suffic ality means, but I'm guessing that it has something with a way of life or a way of living. Whatever. You get the idea.
Now. Notice how "homophobia" ends with "phobia", which is an anxiety disorder characterized by EXTREME or IRRATIONAL fear of SIMPLE things or social situations. (google)
I'm totally fine. You need help. I rest my case.
In southern Afghanistan, U.S. Marines give a stray puppy some cereal.
Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity. That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fuckin’ life. Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart.
Life changes every minute of every day. You lose friends. You gain friends. You realize your friend wasn’t ever really your friend, and that person you used to hate can make a really good friend. You look for love. You find love. You lose love. You realize all long that you’ve been loved. You laugh. You cry. You laugh so hard that you cry. You do this, you do that. You really wish you hadn’t done that. You then learn from that and are glad that you did. You have your ups. You have your downs. You see good movies. You see bad movies. You wonder if your life is just one big movie. You look at others and wish you were them. You then realize who they are and are glad that you’re you. You love life. You hate life. In the end you just find yourself happy to be living life, no matter what’s thrown at you.
Best day of my life. I'd would say ever. But I know there's so much more to come. So I'll just say best day of my life so far. I'd tell you what happen, but if I do, I'd have to kill you.
It takes appoximately 500 pounds to crush a human skull. But the human emotion; it's a much more delicate thing.
"People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them anyway. Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway." - Mother Teresa

Let's get tied.

Photos of the Day, April 7, 2011
A boy wades in neck-deep sea water filled with debris while searching for valuable items after a fire razed some 500 houses along a coastal village in Malabon city, north of Manila, April 7, 2011. The fire, believed to be caused by an exploding liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) tank, started before dawn on Thursday. No casualties were reported but at least 3,000 residents lost their homes. Fire fighters had a difficult time getting to the scene and putting out the blaze because the houses were close to each other and made of light materials, local media reported.

Lucid Dreaming

lucid dreaming -verb Lucid dreaming is a dreaming in which you know you are dreaming. Typically this happens when the dreamer experiences something strange, and when they stop to question their reality, they realize they are in a dream. Lucid dreams happen naturally on occasion, although some people may have them naturally more often than others. The definition of lucid dreaming may be simple, but there are a lot of misconceptions surrounding it.
Getting started:
Some people say that some food or meditation or sleeping with a quartz rock under your pillow will induce lucid dreaming. ALthough it may be possible, it has been proven that there's one of the quickest way for someone to begin lucid dreaming on te first attempt. Lay down to go to sleep. (works best if you are extremely tired.)Lay on your back with your arms at your side and eyes closed.STAY PERFECTLY STILL. You must stay awake. Your brain will send signals to your body to see if you're ready to sleep. Signals will inclu…
ed, edd & eddy. Definitely one of the best 90's cartoon series ever. and whoever watches this movie, will remember plank:)
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You’ll have your heart broken and you’ll break others’ hearts. You’ll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you’ll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you’ve never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. You just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone’s hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don’t be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
Love is honestly a funny thing. You expect it to be easy. You expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments you only find in movie. You expect him to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it. You expect him to calm you down when you're yelling or to chase you when you run away. You expect so muchthat you feel entirely, and utterly defeated when something doesn't match up with all your plans. But that's the thing, love isn't a plan. It doesn't have a certain beggining and it certainly has no end or visible finish line to those deeply in it. Love happens, and it is incredibly messy.
"When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. WHen a guy is quiet, he's listening to you. When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong. When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes, he means it. When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do. When tou're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world. When a guy calls you everyday, he's in love. When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till you're done. When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more that you could have ever missed him or anything else."-unknown
Don't let her go to sleep upset Because, she’ll only toss and turn in frustration, until sadness pulls her into sleep, and tears stain her pillow. You’ll be her first thought when she wakes up, and more than anything, she’ll wish she could go back to sleep, back to the silence, to the empty blackness. Don’t do this to her, she’s worth so much more, if she wasn’t, she wouldn’t care.
Buy a blank notebook. Draw a huge heart on the cover. Don't write anything negative in there. If you need another outlet, make a separate notebook. This one is all about love, personal growth, and getting back up. Fill it with beautiful images, reaffirming thoughts, and quotes. Write in it everyday, and each day write one thing you're grateful for in your life.

Expectations and Reality

Trying to lick your lips.Expectation:Reality:Giving your crush a sexy look:Expectation:Reality:Walking through a club:Expectation:Reality:When you run into your ex:Expectation:Reality:Dancing:Expectation:
It's terribly to find someone who completely loves you for the person whom you are. Most of the time, people make ridiculous demands; they expect you to change the little bits of yourself to cater to their wishes.
What I think is, we all deserve that someone, who will love the good, the bad, the digusting, the weird bits and pieces about us - being late all the time, not knowing how to play sports properly, not having any talent in particular, the pms-y moments.
That's someone worth keeping for the rest of you life.
One day, we'll travel here. Promise?
Not an option and never will be. If you need someone to talk to. And I don't care if I know you or not. If you need to vent or scream or rant or just need someone to listen, I swear to God. I'm here.

When you first get into a relationship, the trust bridge starts off strong and healthy because it is still new, but as time passes by, it will slowly grow weaker and weaker if you aren’t careful with it. If you choose to take advantage of it, realize that whatever happens will be the result of your action. Like how the trust bridge can be broken, the same goes for your significant other. Whether they love you or not, a person can only take so much before they call it quits and walk away. But then again, that doesn’t mean that things can’t be fixed. It will take some time to get the bridge back to how it used to be, but nothing is impossible. You can’t expect it to be perfect on your first couple tries, but with time and patience, it will be as good as new. Simply put: it is true that you have no control over your emotions; however, you can still prevent your actions from becoming mistakes. Be wise with your actions and think before acting on impulse because you might just be making on…

Things NOT to Ask a Gay Guy

The way you make me feel is like smelling fresh grass or being in the back of a convertible under the stars. Or returning home from a long trip or just driving with no destnation with half a tank of gas. It's that feeling you get when you hear your family laugh together. It's like when you're outside on a hot sunday and you've got a cold glass of water or when you talk to an old friend after a month or two, yet the two of you are still as close as ever. It's like the feeling you get when you hear your favourite childhood song on the radio for the first time in years, you turn it up and feel so alive. Or lying in bed watching a thunderstorm, knowing you don't have to get up for hours and just lay in the warmth of your duvets for hours. It's the way your stomach flip flops during your first kiss and even though you should feel scared beyond control, you feel safe and alive. Yeah, that feeling. That's the way you make me feel.
I really enjoy spending time with you, even if we're just going to be sitting around and talking about nothing. There are a million things I love about you, like your nose or the way you smile, the way you look me in the eyes, too. And I just get the greatest feeling when I make you laugh. I feel as if my company make you happy, and that's what I wish for you. For you to be happy. And when I see you laugh at my clumsy ways, it just makes me want to spend the rest of my life with you so I can see a smile on your face.

Make your April Fool's Day fun by doing these:

Glue a coin to the floor or the ground in a busy place. Sit nearby and watch as people try to pick it up.If it’s raining: put some confetti into their umbrella, close it and wait for the victim to open it.Put salt on the victim’s toothbrush. Then stand by to watch the surprised look on their face.While the victim is asleep, reset all the clocks ahead two hours. When they wake up they will panic and think they slept late and are late for school or work.While the victim is sleeping, and it is still dark in the room, hold a white bed-sheet above them. Then suddenly awaken them, and release the sheet, or pull it down, so that it would seem as if the ceiling is falling! Make sure that the victim is looking straight up.
Eat the damn chocolate cake, get your hair wet, love someone, dance in those muddy puddles, tell someone off, draw a picture with crayons like you're still 6 years old and then give it to someone who is very important to you. Take a nap, go on a vacation, do a cartwheel, make your own recipe, dance like no one sees you, paint each nail a different colour, take a bubble bath, laugh at a corny joke.
Get on that table and dance, pick strawberries, take a jog, plant a garden, make an ugly shirt and wear it all day, learn a new language, write a song, date someone you wouldn't usually go for, make a scrap book, go on a picnic, relax in the sun, make your own home video, kiss the un-kissed, hug the un-hugged, love the unloved, and live your life to the fullest.
So at the end of the day, you'll have no regrets, no sorrows, and no disappointments.
Take a step back and look at yourself. You’re human. You’re beautiful. You can be anything and everything that you want to be. Don’t hate because your heart got broken, your parents split up, your best friend betrayed you, someone you barely know teased you. Don’t concern yourself with things you can’t control. Cry if you have to and let go when it’s time. Don’t hold onto the painful memories just because you’re afraid to forget. Some things aren’t worth remembering, don’t let them take up room that was meant for the things that are.
This will introduce you to a color you’ve probably never seen before.True “Cyan”. Usually most people find it an ugly color, or just an ordinary light blue. BUT! Computers and TVs dilute the actual appearance of cyan and when you see it, its fucking awesome.SO! Stare at the white dot for 2 minutes. Just as long as you can. The circle will get fuzzy and youll start to see a ring forming. Back your head up slowly and look around the edge of the circle.
I know I haven't been there for you lately cause our schedules are so different. But I wanted to let you know you're so amazing. And I'm not lying. I love you so much. And don't you ever do anything stupid. You feel so worthless, but you're not. You're worth more than anything. Stop beating yourself up for things you can't control. You gave it your best and that's all. You couldn't do more. I know I'm not the best of the best. But I'm doing everything I can to be. You're beautiful and amazing, and perfect to me in every single way. I love you more than you know. You're worth it. You're worth it. You're honestly worth it. You think you're not. But you are. You think you're not good enough for anything or anyone. But honestly, what I think is that, they're not good enough for you. You think you're hopeless, worthless and useless but I KNOW that you're not. I know all of this sound so cliche and overused but …
Dear boys, here's a little guide to show that you love her.
Propose to her, don't let her propose you, don't make her jealous, don't even try,understand her attitude, trust her, have faith in her, hope for her, observe her, know even the tiniest detail about her, make memories with her, remember her, talk about her, whisper to her ears, talk to her, speak with her, sing with her, sit with her, tell her you love her, and don't just tell her that you love her, show her! Face up, don't get scared, be brave and do things you want to please her. Hug her, kiss her hands, spoil her, just a little bit, not too much, give her gifts, smile to her, hold her hands, draw little hearts on the palm of her hands, run with her, walk with her, bring her books, bring her bag,check her mobile phone, make sure she doesn't keep unfamiliar guys' photos, check her messages, write love letters to her, take pictures with her, buy her flowers, buy chocolates for her, buy her favou…
The beautiful face of courage: Lance Cpl. William Kyle Carpenter USMCCarpenter, 21, of Gilbert lost the eye, most of his teeth and use of his right arm from a grenade blast Nov. 21 near Marjah, Helmand Province, Afghanistan.

Friends and family say he threw himself in front of the grenade to protect his best friend in Afghanistan, Cpl. Nick Eufrazio
Reasons why I want to be a seahorse
the males get pregnantthey hold tails with their mate when they find themthey stay with that mate for the rest of their liveswhen their mate dies, they die too.the male gets pregnantthe dude gets pregnantsomeone other than the female endures painthe guy gets pregnantthe males become impregnated

The following are actual winning anologies in the "worst anologies every written in a high school essay" contest

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.Here eyese were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.Bob was as preplexed as a hacker who means to access T:\\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\\aaakk/ch@ng by mistake.He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree.Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers races across the grassy field towards each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6.36pm travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4.19pm at a speed of 35 mph.The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
I'll tell you what the end of the world will be like.
It will be a final moment, both terrible & heartbreaking. Absolute chaos. People running as fast as they ever have, cars filling every road & freeway, phone lines backed up trying to process millions of calls, fingers flying over keyboards, thumbs texting like rapid fire, long lines of people trying to cram themselves into subways & airplans. ALL OF THEM trying to tell someone else, "I love you." It's not the end of the world yet but DON'T wait until then to tell them. The worst thing isn't the end of the world. It's what you didn't finish; what you didn't say when you had the chance.
i think, the best and most precious things in life are:
big warm hugs passionate kisses the smell of rain daydreaming walking through a field of wildflowers laughing smiles from anyone, particularly strangers soft cushy pillows anything chocolate
and lastly, being loved.
Blue holesBlue holes are giant and sudden drops in underwater elevation that get their name from the dark and foreboding blue tone they exhibit when viewed from above in relationship to surrounding waters. They can be hundreds of feet deep and while divers are able to explore some of them they are largely devoid of oxygen that would support sea life due to poor water circulation - leaving them eerily empty. Some blue holes, however, contain ancient fossil remains that have been discovered, preserved in their depths.
If you were my girlfriend, I could never ignore you, even if you said you hated me and wished I was dead. I'd always pick up the phone for you even at 3 am. And I'd always text you first every single day. I'd send you a message first thing every morning to tell you I love you and make sure you slept good. I'd call you every night and talk to you until you were about to fall asleep. And I'd even text you when your already asleep just to say I love you just incase you wake up in the middle of the night, and so you never forget how much you mean to me. I'd tell you everyday how perfect you are. I wouldn't let anyone be mean to, or even touch you. I'd do whatever it takes to make sure you feel safe. I'd never give you a reason to be jealous because I'd make sure that you and everyone else knows how much I love you, and only you. Keeping you happy would always be my first priority. If you were upset, I'd stay up all night long talking to you to m…

Ways to Love Your GirlFriend ♥

When you say goodbye, hug her for that extra moment, even if people are watching.Make her feel important: Talk to her, sincerely ask her if she is alright if she seems sad or hurt.Stand up for her.Buy her something personal. Or, better yet, make her something.If she tells you that she loves you, kiss her lightly, then whisper “I love you more” while you are stilltouching her lips.Take her out, even not to an expensive dinner or the movies. Sometimes where you first met or a walkaround the park can be very romantic.Hold her hand when you’re with your friends.Share inside jokes.If there is a food she loves, buy it and surprise her.Always call her back, even if it’s just to say I love you.If she is lagging behind, pick her up in your arms and carry her.Randomly give her a peck on the forehead, nose, cheek, etc..Look her deep in her eyes.Gather her up in your arms and kiss the top of her head.Love her at her worst.Give her your sweatshirt and cuddle with her.Pick her up and spin her aroun…

The best conversations.

When you’ve lost track of time, when you just feel that connection, that spark. When you’d look at your phone and see that it’d been more than an hour. Where you’d talk for so long, then suddenly think ”How did we end up talking about this?!” The best conversations are the ones where you don’t even need to worry or think of what to say.. you just do because you’re just that comfortable.
This guy to the right has to be the nicest person in the world. Prior to the arrival of the man to the right, the homeless man to the left was openly sleeping on that platform in union square in San Francisco. I sat on the corner of the platform in order to take some secretive shots for my photo class and then I here, “Good thing I found you.” I refused to turn around and see what was happening in order to give those two their privacy. I didn’t need my eyes to notice that the homeless man was elated to see him. You could tell by just the tone of his voice that he was the happiest man alive. The two immediately catch up where they left off as the man to the right was taking out all of the nonperishable food in his backpack. Just before the man left, they both share a Samoa girl scout cookie. Once they finished, the man told the homeless man that he has to go to see another homeless man. Seeing this really hit a soft spot in me because in the midst of this harsh world, there are people …
So i was going through tumblr and I came across this website called "The rules of a a gentleman" for guys and "The rules of a lady" for girls. ANd apparently, every shit on there is just so true. Which is awesome. Check it out:)

Why do dogs leave Earth first; a child answers

Being a venterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
I examine Belker and found that he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything more for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me that they though it would be good for the six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.
The next day, I felt the familar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. The young boy, Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion…
You give her a smile everyday and you have no idea how hard she falls for it. You talk like you two are best friends. You wait for her in the hall. You send sweet texts and she sends some back. She’s falling for you a little harder every single time you two are together. She talks about you only to her closest friends. She smiles at your name in her phone. And you, you just think she’s another friend. You have NO idea what she thinks about you. When she texts you, she’s just another girl. When she smiles at you, its one of love. When you smile at her, its just another smile. When you talk about that girl you’re totally into, she sits back with a smile on her face listening to every word. Yet, no one sees that with every word. She dies a little inside. She knows that the chances of you two being together is slim but she still has that hope. What do you have? Do you think at least some of the thoughts that she thinks about you? You’re in her mind all the time. Is she on yours? Are you w…

Things girls would like guys to do without us asking them too

ask us to watch chick flick/romantic movieschange their facebook/friendster/myspace/etc. status to "in a relationship"buy us a necklace or a matching ringhold our hand tightly when we're walking outhug us from the backask us to hang out with their familybring us to your home and cook us dinnerwrite a song only for usstop us from sleeping just so they could talk to us a little moreput our picture as their phone's wallpaperask us to hang out with their friendskiss us every change they getput their arms around our waistcompliment us on our new dress/shirt/outfitget to know our friendstell is to take care and give us a goodbye kisslook into our eyes and smile like they'd just seen the prettiest girllean on our shoulder and sleepcall us every now and thenand most especially, tell us "I love you" with all of their heart and show it in their own special way

Greatest Marriage Proposal EVER!!!

I don't want a serious relationship: I'm a teenager. I want someone who I can act like a complete dickhead around, that we can spend hours just talking about the most pointless things. I want someone who makes me laugh and who I can plan stupid things with that'll never happen. Because I'm sick of seeing these movies with the girl falling in love with the perfect boy. Who wants perfect? I want adventure. I want someone I can tell my secrets to and waste my weekends with and act like we're 5 years old again. I wanna have fun.
Girls aren’t going to talk to you first. It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Cause to us, being needy and obsessive just pushes guys away. And no girl wants that.

My Bucketlist

fall in love☑have a valentine☑get kissed in the pouring rainkiss underwaterGet kissed under the eiffel towerkiss someone at the top of a roller coasterhave a new year's kisscuddle with someone☑take kissing pictures in a photo boothbe on someone's bucket list ☑hold hands and just walk with someone i love ☑be told you made someone's day☑be written about in a songGo on a date to a drive-in moviewatch a sunset/sunrise with a boytravel the world build a fort made out of blankets and sleep in it ☑Be someone's everything ☑Tell someone that I love them, and actually mean it. ☑be taken out into a thunderstorm by a boysleep underneath the stars with a boy ☑hold hands with a boy and just walk aimlessly ☑Go skydivingGo bungee jumping ☑Go scuba diving ☑Go scuba diving at tectonic plate gap between Europe and America.Go kayaking ☑